Jakol trip: Cole and Shay

 

 

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All together now!

One of the jackers in this clip used this week's technique - the two hands. It' hard to miss! Enjoy!

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My kind of threesome

  

 

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Dog water

Jakol trip: Best buds

 

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Bara: Five Guys in One Room

 

 

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For the boys: Threesome

 

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Solo: Lockers

 

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Ano masarap sa itlog?

 

This pic was taken by a friend from a recent trip and as soon as I saw it, the old joke "Ano masarap sa itlog?" came to mind. Apparently, masarap din sa pwet! Haha!

You're seeing stars!

Here's another favorite. Don't forget to wipe hehe!

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Usapang Yagbols

Here are some facts and legends about our marbles. Some are scientific; others are based on humorous legends and theories. 

 

• Inside our bean bag, each yagbol is about 1 1/2 inches long and 3/4 inches across.

• Each has about 250 separate chambers.  These contain convoluted tubules, all of which eventually empty into tubes leading back to our body. 

• Our manjuice is produced and held within them (you know that, right?). Each sperm is about 1/500 inches long and takes between 60 and 72 days to develop.

• Ever wondered why they are hanging outside the body? It is because the temperature of our baby batter needs to be controlled. Sperm production occurs only at 4 degrees below normal body temperature.  A higher temperature not only hampers the production but can also kill your spooge even before you wipe it on a Kleenex.

•  Our yagbols get bigger - roughly 50% of their original size - when we get aroused.

• The orchid - yes, the flower - got its name from a Greek word meaning "testicle".

• Want bigger nuts? Fly to Ethiopia and get yourself infected with Elephantiasis. It is a condition that can swell your jewels to promotions vastly larger than your head.

• The Aztecs called the avocado "ahucatl", after their word for testicles, part;y due to its resemblance to a testicle but also because it was supposedly believed to be an aphrodisiac. 

• The words testify was rooted in the Latin "testiculus", or testicles, since our yagbols have always been a witness to our virility throughout history. The word witness, on the other hand, was testis - and it is on them that he would swear. The King James Bible even alludes to this meaning, referring to oaths taken with a hand on the thigh.

Now, enough with these nonsense! Go check your boys in front of the mirror and answer this week's poll question!

Solo: Colt

 

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Channel update: Can't talk?

Due to a recent flood attack, the channel will be temporarily set to +m (moderated) every now and then to protect it from further abuse. This means that, while it is on +m, you will be unable to send your texts to the main window. Only voiced users (+v) have this capability during that time.

To get a voice (+v), please pm me or any operator/mod in the channel.

Solo: Pinoy

 

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A Devil's Threeway

Here's a favorite. Enjoy!

 

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Solo: Jason Adonis

 

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Jakol trip

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Oops, my bad!

This is a clip of a porn actor who accidentally received a facial from his co-actor. I didn't understand what he said but I bet he wasn't happy.

This was supposed to be embedded but Youtube busted my ass! Anyway, click here to download the clip. It is in .flv so if you don't have an FLV player, get it here.

The moon last night

Last night, Venus' orbit lies inside the Earth's orbit around the Sun. When the orbit of Venus passed between the Earth and the Sun, it reflected the light of the Sun to Earth so that when it moved from the evening to the morning sky, it became visible to us and appeared as a "star".

Vivid Superheroes

I jizzed in my pants when I learned that Vivid Entertainment Group had announced the formation of Vivid Superhero - a collection of parodies that will pay tribute to the world's most popular comic heroes. They are starting the imprint with a parody on Superman, which will be followed by those of the Green Hornet, Spider-man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and the Incredible Hulk. Whew!

 "Meow"

Here's a sneak peek of the parody that started it all - Batman XXX, directed by Axel Braun.



Share it with me if you got the full video!

Jakol trip: Bobby & Seth

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!seen

The !seen command is now active in #Salsalan. It's supposed to tell you when someone was last seen in the channel. To use it, just type !seen (nick) e.g !nick MuscleKid.

How big is yours?

Research says that the average Filipino size is about 5 inches and a half. What say you? The clip describes the correct way to measure your wiener. Get ready with your yardstick and tell us about it by answering this week's poll question. Or you can just leave your comment below.

Long Snapper

In football, long snapper is the center who specializes in snapping the ball for punts and field goal attempts but this clip gives the word a whole new meaning (LOL).

Jakol trip

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Mamaya na erection, election muna tayo!

Ang pagboto ay tulad din ng pagbabate - ang kaligayahan mo ay nasa iyong mga kamay.  Kaya sa darating na May 10...

BNO

#Salsalan held its first jack off party in 2002. Dubbed as BNO, the Boys Night Out was attended by 14 participants who formed probably the biggest circle jerk in Manila. Mutual stroking was the major action and the rule "no insertion of anyone's anything into anywhere, no assplay, no sucking, and no fucking" was strictly observed the entire night.

We played porn continuously while we beat our meat and lubricant was overflowing. Did I mention there was beer too? After almost two hours of non-stop jacking, the session ended "bukkake"-style when one participant volunteered to be sprayed with all our pent up energies. I'm sure that it was the best facial he ever got and I bet we gave the hotel's housekeeping staff something to be busy with the next morning!

The clip below is nothing near to what happened that night but at least, it gives you the visual. Enjoy!

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Well Cum to #Salsalan!

After 8 lazy years, I have finally decided to make use of my idle time and do less of rapid one-arm pull ups, to put this site up. As you can see, it's still empty - it's virgin, if that's how you want it - but I'll try to keep it as updated as I can. 

As for my first post, I decided to walk you through memory lane and show you were it all started. The chat room I used to go to back in the days didn't really offer a perfect environment for a Kleenex clobber like me. Looking for someone to talk about jacking off was like finding a needle in the haystack since most people I talked to wanted more than just scouring the tower of power - they wanted to climb it too!

Hence, I created my own chat room and dedicated it to all Mary Palmer fans out there. #Salsalan is where guys can go to chat about sex and masturbation, share tips on self love and stories, and look for jerk buddies too. 

The channel opened in another server in 2002 with 10 like-minded individuals. #Salsalan stayed there for a few years until it settled in Undernet when my Dalnet username expired.

Fast forward to 2010, we now have 7 active operators and a pretty significant number of chatters nationwide - and a new site to boot!

To cap it all up, here's a clip that precisely conveys the theme of the channel. Enjoy and don't forget to wipe!

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